WELL ON A HAPPY NOTE: MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 12 DAYS!
I NEED TO VENT.. BIG TIME.. AMEN FOR THESE THINGS BECAUSE I CAN TYPE 500 MILES PER MINUTE AND IT DOESN'T INVOLVE SHOUTING OR CRYING... [YET]
SO...
YESTERDAY:
WE REMEMBERED RENT IN DUE IN LIKE.. 2 DAYS SO WE BETTER MAKE SURE WE HAVE IT.
[I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK THE ACCOUNT... WE'RE OVER DRAWN... GREEEAT!]
KEVINS CHECK WENT IN LEAVING US WITH LIKE... OOOH.... $450? YA...... NO.... RENT IS $885 AND THE ELECTRIC BILL IS DUE ON THE 7TH. SIGH OK SO... I CALL EDISON AND GET AN EXTENSION. NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT GOOD OLE' RENT. THIS IS THE 1ST TIME WE HAVE EVER HAD THIS PROB SO I DK WHAT TO DO....
WE WERE PLANNING ON SELLING THE LOVELY FUTON BUT FOR LIKE $50 HA SO IT DIDN'T DO MUCH BUT HEY $50 IS $50 SO THATS OK. WELL I PULLED $200 OUT OF THE SAVINGS [LAAAAAAME] SO NOW WE HAVE $700 EVEN... WE STILL NEED $185 [YA STIIIIILL DK HOW WERE GONNA GET IT.]
THIIIS IS WHERE ALLLLL THE DRAMA STARTED.
APPARENTLY MY HEARTLESS P.O.S HUBBY THINKS I HAVE TIME FOR A JOB... [COUGH COUGH] A REAL JOB... HAHA LIKE TAKING CARE OF TWO BABIES ISN'T ENOUGH... SIGH ANYWAYS... SO WERE FIGHTING BAAACK AND FOOOORTH... LIKE A TENNIS MATCH. ONLY MY HITS WERE HARDER.
HE'D NEEEEVER SURVIVE WITH BOTH OF THESE KIDS. NO CHANCE.
SO I CAME BACK WITH.... WELL MAYBE YOU NEED A 2ND JOB? [YA... BIG MISTAKE]
HE WENT OFF AND I HUNG UP. CALLED MY PASTOR AND JUST NEEDED TO CRY AND GET SOME ADVICE FROM THE MAN UP TOP!
................... STILL WAITING FOR IT.
LATER THAT NIGHT...
I WENT TO MY PARENTS.
RULE #1:
NEVER... EVER... INVOLVE YOUR PARENTS IN ANY KIND OF FIGHT YOU HAVE WITH YOUR SPOUSE, BECAUSE.... THEY JUDGE, AND TRY TO TEACH/COACH YOU AND THEY BECOME SO NOSEY! JUST DEAL WITH IT ON YOUR OWN. USUALLY, IT BLOWS OVER AND YOURE FINE AFTER A DAY OR TWO...
CONSIDERING I TAKE CARE OF THE TWINS ALONE, AND DON'T ASK HIM FOR A STINKIN THING... I DECIDED TO IGNORE ALL CALLS AND TEXTS FROM HIM. BY 11PM HE WAS AT MY PARENTS DOOR, CRYING AND BEGGING TO SEE HIS SONS. I GAVE HIM EVENTUALLY. BUT DIDN'T GO HOME TIL TODAY. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT HOME. IT WAS SPOTLESS AND SMELT SO YUMMY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID BUT +100 FOR HIM.
I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH. BUT SOMETIMES I WANNA SMACK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA HIM. [DEEEEEEEEEEEEP BREATH]
WELL NOW IM OFF TO MY IN-LAWS... OOOH GOODIE [SARCASM...]
GOD BLESS.
OH P.S
I WOKE UP TO MASON YELPING THE WORD OOOOOO, WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM... HE HAD GOTTEN HIS FOOT/LEG STUCK IN BETWEEN THE BARS OF THE CRIB...
I NEED TO VENT.. BIG TIME.. AMEN FOR THESE THINGS BECAUSE I CAN TYPE 500 MILES PER MINUTE AND IT DOESN'T INVOLVE SHOUTING OR CRYING... [YET]
SO...
YESTERDAY:
WE REMEMBERED RENT IN DUE IN LIKE.. 2 DAYS SO WE BETTER MAKE SURE WE HAVE IT.
[I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK THE ACCOUNT... WE'RE OVER DRAWN... GREEEAT!]
KEVINS CHECK WENT IN LEAVING US WITH LIKE... OOOH.... $450? YA...... NO.... RENT IS $885 AND THE ELECTRIC BILL IS DUE ON THE 7TH. SIGH OK SO... I CALL EDISON AND GET AN EXTENSION. NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT GOOD OLE' RENT. THIS IS THE 1ST TIME WE HAVE EVER HAD THIS PROB SO I DK WHAT TO DO....
WE WERE PLANNING ON SELLING THE LOVELY FUTON BUT FOR LIKE $50 HA SO IT DIDN'T DO MUCH BUT HEY $50 IS $50 SO THATS OK. WELL I PULLED $200 OUT OF THE SAVINGS [LAAAAAAME] SO NOW WE HAVE $700 EVEN... WE STILL NEED $185 [YA STIIIIILL DK HOW WERE GONNA GET IT.]
THIIIS IS WHERE ALLLLL THE DRAMA STARTED.
APPARENTLY MY HEARTLESS P.O.S HUBBY THINKS I HAVE TIME FOR A JOB... [COUGH COUGH] A REAL JOB... HAHA LIKE TAKING CARE OF TWO BABIES ISN'T ENOUGH... SIGH ANYWAYS... SO WERE FIGHTING BAAACK AND FOOOORTH... LIKE A TENNIS MATCH. ONLY MY HITS WERE HARDER.
HE'D NEEEEVER SURVIVE WITH BOTH OF THESE KIDS. NO CHANCE.
SO I CAME BACK WITH.... WELL MAYBE YOU NEED A 2ND JOB? [YA... BIG MISTAKE]
HE WENT OFF AND I HUNG UP. CALLED MY PASTOR AND JUST NEEDED TO CRY AND GET SOME ADVICE FROM THE MAN UP TOP!
................... STILL WAITING FOR IT.
LATER THAT NIGHT...
I WENT TO MY PARENTS.
RULE #1:
NEVER... EVER... INVOLVE YOUR PARENTS IN ANY KIND OF FIGHT YOU HAVE WITH YOUR SPOUSE, BECAUSE.... THEY JUDGE, AND TRY TO TEACH/COACH YOU AND THEY BECOME SO NOSEY! JUST DEAL WITH IT ON YOUR OWN. USUALLY, IT BLOWS OVER AND YOURE FINE AFTER A DAY OR TWO...
CONSIDERING I TAKE CARE OF THE TWINS ALONE, AND DON'T ASK HIM FOR A STINKIN THING... I DECIDED TO IGNORE ALL CALLS AND TEXTS FROM HIM. BY 11PM HE WAS AT MY PARENTS DOOR, CRYING AND BEGGING TO SEE HIS SONS. I GAVE HIM EVENTUALLY. BUT DIDN'T GO HOME TIL TODAY. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT HOME. IT WAS SPOTLESS AND SMELT SO YUMMY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID BUT +100 FOR HIM.
I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH. BUT SOMETIMES I WANNA SMACK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA HIM. [DEEEEEEEEEEEEP BREATH]
WELL NOW IM OFF TO MY IN-LAWS... OOOH GOODIE [SARCASM...]
GOD BLESS.
OH P.S
I WOKE UP TO MASON YELPING THE WORD OOOOOO, WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM... HE HAD GOTTEN HIS FOOT/LEG STUCK IN BETWEEN THE BARS OF THE CRIB...
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